Maths

Pick up line of the week:

Lets do some maths...

We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide my legs... and multiply.

This ones good too:

Okay so I came over here to ask you to dance, but Im a little bit concearned. You see, we will dance, and hit it off really well, and exchange numbers. Then we will call each other, go out on a few dates, start to relax, get to know each others friends, meet each others parents, move in together, get engaged, have a huge beautiful wedding, youll get a promotion Ill get a promotion, we'll get a bigger house, you'll really want kids so we will have one and the sparks will start to fade but then we will rekindle them and have another 2 kids and get a dog. But then Ill be working so hard to keep up with the bills and Ill never have time to see you properly and you will neglect your figure and Ill turn to an affair with a 20 year old for sexual gratification. Youll find out and kick me out (with all right), and then we have to tell the children their mommy and daddy are splitting up. Thats just too sad. So tonight we will dance and we will hit it off but please let's just keep it casually sexual, I mean, think of the children, we both know where this is going.

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