the awkward moment when you see an old lover with his new girl... and she's nothing special

Here we go with the follow-up on the love question. The conclusion I was trying to reach, is that people think they want cool, exciting partners, while they actually want someone boring and average. Because someone boring and average isn't going to be snatched away anytime soon. It would make sense for two beautiful, flamboyant people to find each other, but it doesn't happen that way, because two drama queens don't fit on the same stage. This is why the people in our spotlight, who we long for, end up with people we wouldn't have looked twice at. Hot girls want assholes, because they think that taming the wild stallion will help with their image and they will get to gloat to other girls. Assholes want the nice girls because they subconciously want someone who won't outshine them and who will designate themselves entirely to them, because-let's face it-they couldn't get anyone else. Nice girls want nerd boys because they feel safe around them, and think that the asshole boys will use them. Also, nice girls don't think too much of themselves and never even think they would have a shot with someone like that. Nerd boys want hot girls, basically because they think they'll get sex from them, and also insist that there must be something special about these girls that they don't realize themselves, so they want to "save" them, similarily to hot girls want to tame the asshole boys. And around it goes. Now-where to I fit into this? I think we already stated that I'm not stereotypical. So while I fit into the hot-girl type, that yearns for assholes, I also fit into the asshole stereotype that wants a boy who won't outshine me. Good luck trying to find a mash-up between those two, huh? Main point on love is, you think you want girls like me. I understand how men function (unfortunately, I'd rather be naively malinformed), I'm amazing in bed and I actually provide potential for intellectual discourse. Truth is, boys know that if they mess up with me, I'll have someone else in 2 seconds. So I remain a wet dream for boys who share beds with average brunettes. x /E p.s. the row space doesnt work for some reason... sorry.