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Hahahahaha. S, S, S. When will you learn little boy? Girls don't like you. People don't like you. I may have mistaken you for something fuckable for a brief amount of time but puhleease. Don't let that add on to your ego and make you think you can seduce girls! You didn't seduce me either. So just give it up, because all you're doing is wrecking your already turbulenced reputation.

For those of you who don't know, S is a boy with an ego bigger than his reproductive organ (which isn't really saying much and yes I would know), and he believes that he is a player. The truth is, girls think he's disgusting. At first they are flattered, then they realize that he's like that with everyone and just become repulsed. He also can't take a hint.

Today I almost slapped him when he told me to shut up. If I would have though, I'm pretty sure people would have joined in.

x

/E

p.s. I'm not sure if this makes him gay, but the thing that attracts him the most is his own mirror image.